Indifference is a powerful aphrodisiac.
The person who loves the least has all the control in every relationship.
Thinking about men while you fuck a women doesn't make you bisexual any more than fucking a melons makes you a vegetarian. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
If you burn enough bridges you will live on a island.
A relationship should enrich you, not complete you.
If you are looking for your other half, they will be with an incomplete person. Only two complete people make a relationship.
If I gave a shit I'd give it to you.
I'm not a size queen but I've been impressed.
Dating when you're lonely is like grocery shopping when your hungry.
Christ ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian.
I'm a practicing homosexual. When I get it down I'll let you know.
When in doubt the answer is always no.
Being with someone just because their cute is like trying to live on desserts.
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