Tigerrrrr! A Niki commercial? Really? Fuck Niki! Dude, you hit a tree in your car wearing only your underpants. Twenty ladies fell from the branches like frogs in a Tom Cruise Magnolia trailer. Your woman chased your ass around your damn ass SUV with a 7 iron trying to take off your Tiger wood. "Mr. Woods, this is OnStar. How can I help you?" It could have been the best Super Bowl commercial ever made. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When your lemons are whores that's an OnStar endorsement! Instead, Betty White be hosting SNL!
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