I think I've resolved world conflict. The war in Iraq will end when we reinstate the draft with no exceptions. We'll build the Palestinians casinos on the East Bank. We’ll acquire a public health care option after we invade Canada. In a good-faith gesture we'll give Texas back ending any further need for illegal immigration and sprucing up Houston. We’ll put Tina Fey on Mt. Rushmore and let Republicans believe it's Sarah Palin. And, hence forth, barebacking, a compassionate term for riding a horse, will no longer be used to reference an unsafe sex act or a lap dance around Cheesman. Instead we will more accurately reference that act as Bristoling.
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